Reckless and Terribly Gay

Reckless and Terribly Gay

Thespian lesbian from Tokyo, currently in Vancouver.
Shitty memory. Tremendously entertained by badly-photoshopped pictures.

cipheramnesia:

ms-demeanor:

cipheramnesia:

Some days I just don’t feel very eldritch.

You can’t be eldritch all the time.

Some days the best you can manage is to be only unending.

Hell, some days the best you can manage is to just be creepy.

Even the most seething horrors from the void have off-days.

Take time to rest, recharge, and wallow in the unholy light beyond the edges of our vision. Don’t bend over inside out and upside down and through hollow trees and noxious dreams to be on and on and on 100% of the time.

If you don’t take a break, the universe will do it for you.

You can be non-euclidean later.

For now, take care of yourself and rest.

You will be revived when the world is ripe for it.

Might lie dreaming beneath the darkest depths of the ocean for a bit.

(via redshoesnblueskies)

scientia-rex:

moki-dokie:

badjokesbyjeff:

A young couple dies on their way to their wedding

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting they began to wonder; Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in Heaven. St. Peter said, ‘I don’t know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,’ and he left. The couple sat and waited for an answer…. for a couple of months. While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all? What if it doesn’t work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?’ Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. Yes,’ he informed the couple, ‘You can get married in Heaven.’ ‘Great!’ said the couple. ‘But we were just wondering; what if things don’t work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?’ St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground. ‘What’s wrong?’ asked the frightened couple. ‘OH, COME ON!!!’ St. Peter shouted. ‘It took me 3 months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it’ll take to find a lawyer?

JEFF

I just read this out loud to my husband, a lawyer, and the face he made was DELIGHTFUL

(via redshoesnblueskies)